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Gold Pill makes your poop glitter for $425
dvice.com — "If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you."
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- IronFee, on 12/10/2007, -4/+33The perfect gift for the friend who truly has everything..... that said I would take one
- BigglesPiP, on 12/10/2007, -1/+14Drinking glow-sticks is more fun, your pee glows.
- grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, on 12/11/2007, -2/+2Available at the Federal Reserve Gift Shop and fine Euro-grifter Emporiums everywhere...
- Spuy767, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2This remind anyone of the end of the Chappelle Cribs skit?
- gbarberi, on 12/10/2007, -4/+36If it wasn't so expensive, I would but it for a practical joke on someone.
- idiotwithastick, on 12/10/2007, -0/+7You can already do that by putting beet juice in their coffee, and make their pee red. Much more dramatic.
Idea taken from a comment in http://digg.com/mods/How_to_turn_your_pee_blue_bod ...- gbarberi, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1Interesting...
- witcompe, on 12/10/2007, -0/+7Just drink a bunch of Goldschlager and you will get this effect for a fraction of the cost. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger
- Dustmuffins, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1as well as extremely drunk
- Lukesed, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1There has to be a way to do it with a cheaper metal.
- theOster, on 12/11/2007, -1/+17i'm thinking of something like mercury or lead...
- mlostracco, on 12/11/2007, -0/+3Gold leaf is totally inexpensive, and pretty much costs nothing for the quantity of a tiny capsule.
- theOster, on 12/11/2007, -0/+6maybe 2girls1cup would be toler... eh, nevermind.
- CushyL, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1It is tradition, in Japan, to drink sake with gold flakes in it at new years... consuming the gold is said to bring good luck and prosperity... it is expensive, yes, but the article made it seem like the pills are just for jokes, when in fact there is a lot more meaning to them.
- idiotwithastick, on 12/10/2007, -0/+7You can already do that by putting beet juice in their coffee, and make their pee red. Much more dramatic.
- sockpuppets, on 12/10/2007, -0/+74Finally my family will stop ridiculing me for my poop mining aspirations.
- cosmicr, on 12/11/2007, -0/+4what good is mining gold if you cant share it with the townspeople???
- Dustmuffins, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1who says you can't share poop?
- maverex, on 12/11/2007, -0/+42 girls 1 cup
- Dustmuffins, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1who says you can't share poop?
- cosmicr, on 12/11/2007, -0/+4what good is mining gold if you cant share it with the townspeople???
- Berkana, on 12/10/2007, -27/+13This is really sick. Gold is not a renewable resource, and is actually worth something, on top of being industrially useful. To eat it for the effect of getting glittering ***** is really reprehensible.
- Newportbeachguy, on 12/10/2007, -2/+40If you admire gold so much, why dont you pan for it in the septic tanks then.
- jweinraub, on 12/10/2007, -1/+4So there are always platinum, palladium, silver, etc... Plenty of other precious metals to takes it place if need be.
- BoardColorado, on 12/10/2007, -0/+17Most people eating this to make their ***** sparkle, are not going to know what "really reprehensible" means.
- zachshmack, on 12/10/2007, -9/+3How exactly is gold industriously useful?
- p337r, on 12/10/2007, -0/+4I guess cause its highly conducive.... Also, I thought astronauts used it on their helmets.... I don't know if there is a cheaper alternative for these by now.
- schwab002, on 12/11/2007, -0/+6"The concentration of free electrons in gold metal is 5.90×1022 cm-3. Gold is highly conductive to electricity, and has been used for electrical wiring in some high energy applications (silver is even more conductive per volume, but gold has the advantage of corrosion resistance)...For example, gold is used in the connectors of the more expensive electronics cables, such as audio, video and USB cables."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold#Applications- SamuraiGhost, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1Copper is more conductive than gold too.
- smileydude, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1A better worded double negative
- Berkana, on 12/11/2007, -0/+6Gold is virtually non-reactive, and will not corrode in the presence of acids or bases, or almost anything else except for burning sulfur at thousands of degrees. It is highly conductive and malleable, and is used enough in circuitry that circuit boards are often salvaged to recover their gold content.
- Waskonator, on 12/10/2007, -15/+10Does this make anyone else upset? On many levels?
- sockpuppets, on 12/10/2007, -0/+7Not really. Distribution of wealth from one snob to another more creative one. Why should I care?
- Rockout, on 12/10/2007, -1/+16Declining state of the nation, dollar at an all time low, oil prices on the rise, starving children...
Glitter poop is what makes you upset?? - repete, on 12/11/2007, -0/+5Yip. I openly advocate blitchslapping any ***** who's buying these. Honestly, ***** like this proves humanity is a ***** plague.
- 1iProd, on 12/10/2007, -5/+41Sparkling Chocolate Rain, tee hee
- Elranzer, on 12/10/2007, -1/+9Eww
- blueblazer17, on 12/10/2007, -2/+5Wellk Berkana, the good news is, it comes out intact. That's the whole point. And if you feel you must reclaim...please go right ahead :)
- shifty2, on 12/10/2007, -5/+119"I sprinkle diamonds on all my food, cuz it's the most BALLER way to eat cho food. plus, it makes my dookie sparkle!"
- bonkeykong, on 12/10/2007, -0/+17"What you’re stepping on is a marble foyer that was cut out of none other than Space Mountain."
- Mist0r_Wiggles, on 12/10/2007, -1/+6God, i love dave
- renagadex2, on 12/11/2007, -1/+14*dookie twinkle
- mal1964, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2Someone name a better word than,, dookie! told you.
- dangsta, on 12/11/2007, -1/+14IT'S THE MOST BALLER ***** YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO TO YOUR FOOD!
- ricksite, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1You must work for De Beers. To everyone else, diamonds are "rare".
- Newportbeachguy, on 12/10/2007, -2/+41It's Gold Jerry.... Gold!
- RonReezy, on 12/10/2007, -9/+7Makes my dookie twinkle man
- timbellomo, on 12/10/2007, -10/+1you know you want to say it... ----------
- Klarth, on 12/10/2007, -2/+4But will it blend?
- capiCrimm, on 12/10/2007, -2/+8well this finally gives me an excuse for spelunking in the sewer system.
- ferrariman60, on 12/10/2007, -1/+12This reminds me of Lindsay Bluth's diamond powder lotion from Arrested Development. Anyone else agree?
- tyywebb, on 12/11/2007, -0/+3There's a cream with real diamonds in it...I can actually smear diamonds on my face, and it's only $400 a tub! That's like, what? A million diamonds for $400? A million ***** diamonds!!
- navitatl, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2Only this stuff doesn't make your nipples bleed
- mal1964, on 12/10/2007, -6/+792 girls 1 champagne glass
- IllBeBack, on 12/10/2007, -1/+13sparkling champagne
- mydiggname, on 12/11/2007, -3/+2I never knew what people were talking about when the 2 girl 1 cup thing was mentioned...so I finally I looked it up......that was stupid of me.....lol....I need a shower now......kthanks.....eww.
- mal1964, on 12/11/2007, -2/+1You were me a week ago but I stopped before the stupid part. I didn't watch it.
- serra, on 12/10/2007, -4/+18This proves that idiots will come up with anything to make money off of other idiots.
- sanotaan, on 12/11/2007, -0/+8actually, seems clever folks make money off idiots
- Midnightbrewer, on 12/11/2007, -0/+3Actually, people who come up with that kind of way to make money aren't exactly stupid.
- serra, on 12/12/2007, -0/+1I would like to see his sales stats... I bet he won't be selling enough of these to be exactly making a fortune.
- palsss, on 12/10/2007, -8/+32girls1cup, i smell a sequel
- Fritzed, on 12/10/2007, -0/+8I do not want to smell that. . .
- IllBeBack, on 12/10/2007, -0/+5They already have 2 girls 1 finger as a sequel. Sparkling poop would round out the trilogy.
- mokaone, on 12/10/2007, -6/+2Diddy already did it
- themonkman, on 12/10/2007, -6/+21I'll laugh my ass off at the first guy to take these and get heavy metal poisoning.
- VAXcat, on 12/10/2007, -0/+12 Ummm...pretty unlikely...unless you are simultaneously drinking nitric acid, and have concentrated HCl already in your stomach, gold will not appreciably go into solution in you...thus it passes through without getting absorbed.
- centran, on 12/11/2007, -0/+5Gold is inert in your body. It passes right through. Gold leaf is used in several different desserts at fancy restaurants.
I was going to point to the wikipedia article on gold leaf but there was no sources to verify the claims in the culinary section. However you don't really need sources. Gold leaf is used in many food and drinks as decoration and can be consumed safely. - Berkana, on 12/11/2007, -0/+4Gold, unlike silver (which will give you argyria, a form of heavy metal poisoning: http://www.together.net/~rjstan/ )is virtually non-reactive and will almost certainly not give you heavy metal poisoning unless you consume gold salts. You can make gold salts if you burn it in the presence of sulfur at thousands of degrees, but very little else will actually react with Gold. That's why back in ancient times, fire and acid tests were used to prove gold from golden looking things such as pyrite and brass.
- accessviolation, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2You'll be waiting a while for that laugh
- mal1964, on 12/11/2007, -1/+4 MOSH PIT RULES!! GO OZZY!!!!!!!!
- Flipperbw, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1I agree. What an awful genre of music..
- sdnalednas, on 12/10/2007, -3/+6I should really upgrade from the corn pills I must be taking
- Jazzillion, on 12/10/2007, -10/+32girls1pill?
- TheCheeks, on 12/10/2007, -0/+18FINALLY!
- mal1964, on 12/11/2007, -1/+2 A great example of using K.I.S.S. = "keep it simple stupid"
That's very to me !- mal1964, on 12/11/2007, -3/+2wow i need my new gjasses "funny"
- mal1964, on 12/11/2007, -1/+2 A great example of using K.I.S.S. = "keep it simple stupid"
- tatltat, on 12/10/2007, -8/+3I hope this doesn't make for a Two Girls One Cup sequel
- 1nfern0, on 12/11/2007, -1/+2it would turn 2 girls 1 cup into a Jay-Z music video
- zachshmack, on 12/10/2007, -2/+12Excellent, now I have poop worthy enough to be wiped on my toilet paper made from da Vinci sketches
- jhnewt, on 12/10/2007, -9/+4Heavy metal poisoning?
- VAXcat, on 12/10/2007, -0/+3 Nope - doesn't get absorbed...
- Munkey106, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1"New" reply button?
- mikemil828, on 12/10/2007, -8/+3Comment about Ron Paul or the gold standard, in 3....2....
- nico623, on 12/10/2007, -2/+3I usually go with Goldschlager...or just eat an entire damn thing of sprikes. Of course, this is if I was a COMPLETELY RETARD.
- hammerpants, on 12/10/2007, -1/+7complete?
- tyywebb, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1Well it's a good thing you're not a COMPLETELY RETARD!
- urbandistrict, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1(sneaks in the L and the Y without anyone knowing then slips away laughing)
Eye M D GRaMM0R GRyNCH...
- ElectricDoodie, on 12/10/2007, -5/+2Wouldn't this be extremely bad for you?
- VAXcat, on 12/10/2007, -1/+2 Nope...gold isn't going to go into solution in you (it's damned hard to dissolve gold), so it's not going to be absorbed by your system.
- Fritzed, on 12/10/2007, -5/+2This is a truly great product. It will provide jobs for out of work turd miners like Stephen Colbert's father.
http://anitasdailyshowpage.tripod.com/transcripts/ ...- accessviolation, on 12/11/2007, -1/+4You're a turd miner.
- Jimbozu, on 12/10/2007, -0/+8wow, or you could just go buy some gold leaf and some capsules and make them yourself, it should cost you a grand total of, $10
- bonkeykong, on 12/10/2007, -0/+10Or you could sprinkle fool's gold on your *****.
- DesignEx, on 12/10/2007, -0/+31Budget Gold *****:
1. Buy vials of Gold leaf on eBay ($1 worth is probably enough for 10 pills)
http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40& ...
2. Empty out a capsule of some other substance, fill with gold leaf.
3. Swallow
4. Doody Sprinkle !!!- bonkeykong, on 12/10/2007, -0/+3For those of us on a budget
- Derelict267, on 12/11/2007, -0/+12Most baller ***** ever!
- tyywebb, on 12/11/2007, -1/+3Alternatively:
3. Sell to rich idiots on eBay
4. Profit!!!
- crashingechelon, on 12/10/2007, -8/+3Completely off topic from golden crap. I noticed the link to the ccPhone that the guy did and it's basically an iPhone but with a black matte finish on it and is like carbon colored. It's actually pretty nice looking and it would be nice if Apple actuallly made one like that.
- urbandistrict, on 12/10/2007, -1/+7This has Paris Hilton written all over it....
- Savss, on 12/10/2007, -8/+4cool! next time someone tells u "it's not like urs smell like roses" u can say "not but it ***** glitters like gold!!"
- accessviolation, on 12/11/2007, -0/+7That's copied from the comments on the source page....
- Savss, on 12/12/2007, -0/+0On the source page, the one that made that comment was me you retard, look at the name...
- accessviolation, on 12/11/2007, -0/+7That's copied from the comments on the source page....
- hammerpants, on 12/10/2007, -0/+20I didn't know rich people pooped.
- macatizor, on 12/10/2007, -2/+15Pics or it didn't happen.
- elijahalcantara, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1http://www.ratemypoo.com - maybe someone can post the results?
- octagon69, on 12/10/2007, -2/+4I hope the site that sells this pill logs IPs. Cause I want to know how many orders will come in from Germany. Come on, you were thinking the same thing.
- gahal, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1Close, but Japan came to mind first.
- BigglesPiP, on 12/10/2007, -1/+5All that glitters is most certainly NOT gold!
- ShooterMcGavin, on 12/10/2007, -3/+8You know what else will make you poop glitter?
Eating glitter.
Much cheaper too. - blackdude, on 12/10/2007, -2/+2Now you can tell your rich friends:
"So what? I ***** Gold last night, suckers."- accessviolation, on 12/11/2007, -0/+3Shat
- Cyber_Akuma, on 12/10/2007, -3/+1This is crap, it stinks.
- djcll6122, on 12/10/2007, -1/+0i can imagine this to be the sole inspiration for Mariah Carey's movie, "Glitter"
- mal1964, on 12/10/2007, -1/+3Black toilet paper would contrast and fully bring out the gold glitter so it makes it stand out and gives it that poop.
- sonoran, on 12/11/2007, -0/+0And while you're at it drink a cup of Aqua Regia...
- Aslander, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1I feel an upcoming sequel to Cup Chicks!!!
- mal1964, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1Does it feel warm?
- doCTorguy9, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1in related news, eating a package of oreos makes your poop jet black for $2.50
- mal1964, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2I agree but kids want it now they think a pill is a answer to everything, I think its just plain lazy!
- ChromaVita, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1It will also make your teeth hideous.
- chadtatro, on 12/11/2007, -2/+3great.. now kids are gonna get shot for their golden poo
- rossnyc, on 12/11/2007, -7/+15Gold poop pic here:
http://tinyurl.com/34bq2v- DemsFTW, on 12/11/2007, -1/+0damn white people
- Asianwaste, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1Gold Schlager doesn't make my poop sparkle but I be if I drink enough of it, I'll have to world's most expensive kidney stone.
- rossnyc, on 12/11/2007, -1/+1Appears you've been drinking too much of it now.
- GuZ2k7, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1I was having trouble thinking of things to add on to my Christmas list this year..but no more!
- tooloney, on 12/11/2007, -0/+2Me: Can I buy a new HDTV??
Wife: When you can ***** gold bricks.
::take pills and wait 24 hrs::
Me: Look honey, i ***** a gold brick.- staffrocket, on 12/11/2007, -0/+1Too bad Bono took a bigger gold brick than you.
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