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upi.com — Washington state has agreed to pay $300,000 to an ex-prison inmate whose penis was consumed by a flesh-eating bacteria while he was behind bars...

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  • Toddd, on 11/19/2008, -4/+228Wow... I imagine losing one's penis has to be pretty close to losing a life, and they only gave the poor bastard 300K. Good thing he's in his 60's and probably doesn't have much life left in it anyways.

    PS- Is it routine for lawyer fees to be over half of the settlement?
    • Kyrgizion, on 11/19/2008, -1/+175Yup.
      No matter who loses a case, lawyers always win.
      • MalarkeyPN, on 11/19/2008, -1/+8No. If the inmate had lost the case, his lawyer wouldn't have gotten paid anything.
      • TonyLocNE, on 11/19/2008, -5/+6And that's why I begin law school next year.
    • SammyJr, on 11/19/2008, -0/+22http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT= ...

      A man's genitals aren't worth much in this country. This baby's penis was destroyed in an optional circumcision procedure and he might get $250k with malpractice limits.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer

      Or this guy... they just burned the whole thing off and changed him into a girl.
      • thegrantman, on 11/19/2008, -3/+7The Moyle had shaky hands.
      • ryanhayn, on 11/19/2008, -6/+35I'd give up my dick for $250k. It's not like I'm making good use of it anyway.
      • Tsumuji, on 11/19/2008, -0/+17Dude, that Wiki article is depressing. Talking about being dealt a bad hand.
      • KibibyteBrain, on 11/19/2008, -0/+8That's an absurdly low amount. You could get sued for more for damaging the ability of an expensive rare animal to reproduce. Those offers fail to consider that reproductive organs are more than just aesthetic or instruments of pleasure, but an actually valuable resource. Sperm banks pay money, and frankly even adopted children cost money. Its more than just a matter of "malpractice", its depriving someone of part of their life's true economic value. But of course, I'm sure his parents signed a waiver to that effect, and he gets to deal with it.
      • JoeMerchant, on 11/19/2008, -2/+4Message of the day: you, sir, are neither expensive nor rare.
      • Ravatar, on 11/19/2008, -4/+2KibibyteBrain: A penis is not necessary for reproduction. It's called Testicular Sperm Aspiration.
      • 15thPD, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2Holy *****. I never trusted doctors, but now it's a whole different story.
      • mrstoneok, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2@ JoeMerchant,

        Truer words have never been spoken, and never has a comment made me feel worse about existence.
    • thegrantman, on 11/19/2008, -2/+64This guy let a lawyer take half of his settlement?

      Dude....grow some balls.
    • teamgwho, on 11/19/2008, -0/+6it says "after attorneys fees and paying other bills"

      first thought: the lawyers usually get 1/3 so he ended up with 200K

      second thought: what "other bills"? did he have to pay for his medical care? sure, maybe the guy owed some money on the outside before he went to prison... but that wouldn't make any sense to reference them.
      • MalarkeyPN, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2Probably court fees and money to pay doctors for expert testimony ... there can be a lot of things.
      • teamgwho, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1i thought of doctor's testimony after I posted this. My wife got injured when someone shoved her. major knee damage. When it came down to the lawsuit the surgeon who repaired her knee wanted $5000 for his time. "That's what I would make if I were in the O/R and not in court, so why shouldn't I get paid the same amount of money for my time?"

        and they say lawyers are blooduscking money grubbing bastards. I mean, yeah the guy did fix my wife's knee but *****, $5000 to sit there and testify? ***** you. luckily it settled out of court and we never had to pay him to sit and answer questions.

    • MajorTomG, on 11/19/2008, -1/+9He's a nut job
    • NuUBix, on 11/19/2008, -6/+1every lawyer I had got 10% this lawyer rip him off big time.
    • maspaz, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2Attorney's fees range anywhere from 33-40% in my experience. The attorney's cut, however, doesn't include court costs (filing fees, paying for court reporters, videographers and other deposition-related expenses) etc, which is usually not much). Nor does it include expert witnesses and consultation with other attorneys who may have more expertise in overlapping areas of law (Jury selection and so on). Just the same, if it the attorney's fees were 40% and this guy received less than half the settlement amount that means that OVER 10% would have gone to expenses for the preparation of the case. That's over $30,000 and that seems a bit high. His future Med expenses are supposed to come out of his settlement money.
      • TonyLocNE, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2Nearly everything you listed as not being part of attorney's fees, are in fact, attorney's fees.

        Depositions, consultation, jury selection, interviewing witnesses, etc. are all billable hours to an attorney.

        I was the defendant in a lawsuit once upon a time, and my bill solely for pre-trial preparation was $3500 @ $250 an hour plus $1000 retainer. My case never even went to trial. So what was the money spent on? Filing motions, phone calls with the opposing attorney, reviewing court documents, and so on. $30,000 for pre-trial prep in a case like this, isn't being excessive.
      • maspaz, on 11/19/2008, -2/+0@ TonyLocNE

        What part of the country are you in? Was the attorney your friend?

        Additionally, if you're paying a retainer and you're paying the bill that's not exactly pro bono which is exactly the arrangement that the inmate above in all likelihood had (most inmates don't have cash... or a job that pays, etc). You get a better deal when you can afford to pay up front. You lose bargaining power when you can't.
        I work in closely with attorneys every day and it is my job to follow very closely all things in atty/client meetings as well as being an active part of depositions and trials. In fact, I also sit in when the client and the attorney discuss the pro bono contract. The attorney does indeed get his jone$ in the range I specified above and the client does indeed pay the expenses I listed as well. In pro bono cases where a contract is negotiated at 33-40% of the settlement hours are not billed b/c that's part of the deal. The attorney takes the gamble with a case where the client can't pay, so he gets to clean up if he wins, but he does not get to bill hours as well.
      • TonyLocNE, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1First off, I live in Nebraska and no the attorney was not someone I even knew.

        Second, you don't seem to understand the term pro bono.. Pro bono work is done completely free of charge, with no payment to the attorney whatsoever. I believe the term contingent lawyer is the one you're looking for, they are the ones you hear about that "only get paid when you do."
        Either way, whether it be contingent or per diem, the things I mentioned above (depositions hours, jury selection hours, interviewing witnesses hours, etc) are still billed to the attorney. If the attorney decided he/she was going to be paid on a percentage basis, that's fine, the attorney still absorbs those costs though.

        How old are you and what is your line of work you do?
      • maspaz, on 11/20/2008, -0/+0no question about it. According to Black's Law Dictionary: Pro Bono
        Lit. For the good; used to describe work or services (e.g. legal services) done or performed free of charge.

        I was typing carelessly and too quickly. I guess I wasn't paying attention. I'm 41 and you can't know what I do for a living b/c I'm bound by a code of ethics, etc. However, if you really know as much as you testily assert you can discern what I do for a living all by your little lonesome. My you bristle. I guess the world should know better than to contradict you, huh?

        As far as everything else you wrote: you're wrong. If the attorney was to take 33-40% AND bill for hours there would be NOTHING left. Chumpy attorneys will charge $175/hr. but then they aren't the ones who would be trying a civil matter like that (except in JP court for "chump change"). The firms I work with charge $250/hr on the low end and $600/hr on the high end (V&E, e.g.). On contingency attorneys don't bill for hours at depos or otherwise; that's what the 33-40% is for. They do charge for court reporters, expert witnesses, videographers, interpreters, etc ad nauseum. I told the attorney I was working with about our little chat and he (no big surprise) told me I was right. That, however, was before you got yourself a little attitude. Man, you get mad at the drop of a hat, don't you. Take all that money from your little auto accident settlement and get yourself some self-control. See ya.
    • tonberryqueen, on 11/19/2008, -0/+7If I were him, I would be insulted that a court thought my penis was only worth $300k.
      • NeilVickers, on 11/19/2008, -1/+11"If I were him, I would be insulted that a court thought my penis was only worth $300k."

        Why, that's only $100k an inch!
      • kzone, on 11/19/2008, -2/+0As John McCain says, I would rather lose my nuts than lose my penis. 300K is undervaluing his package
      • wdw25, on 11/19/2008, -1/+0He settled out of court. It's what he and his lawyers thought his penis was worth.
      • CyclonusRIP, on 11/19/2008, -0/+1He was a 60 year old man in prison for a bar fight. Maybe the world is better off without him having the capacity to reproduce. For all we know the thing might have already been broken anyways.
      • thegrantman, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1If he was a 60 year old man who got into a bar fight then he was making good use of his brass balls.
        He should have gotten more.
    • KarlH, on 11/19/2008, -0/+5He should have demanded a replacement penis. Of course, after the lawyer had taken his share, it would only be a couple of inches long.
    • renesisx, on 11/19/2008, -0/+3My lawyer was honest with me last time I employed his services. He said "If this case goes to litigation, the only people that win are me and their lawyer. We'll both get to take an extra holiday this year."

      Lulz for honesty!
    • TNG7225, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2It's usually 1/3 of settlement or the atty just bills their time at an hourly rate. I've seen some go as far at $500 and $600 an hour. And costs such as filing fees are billed separately.
    • DagonNL, on 11/19/2008, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0r9J5kfpdY
  • Shaggy3, on 11/19/2008, -1/+214Down to $115,000 after attorney fees.. Ouch.
    • phuibonhoa, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2So that's the going rate these days... good to know
    • fuckingusername, on 11/19/2008, -2/+34some one should cut the attorneys penis off for raping this guy financially
    • sx66gns, on 11/19/2008, -3/+10What kind of ***** represents a dude in that situation and then feels he's entitled to more than half of his measly little settlement?


      THAT"S ***** UP.
    • Photonerd28, on 11/19/2008, -0/+0I think he said ouch when he woke up the next morning and realized what he had left.
    • ChayD, on 11/19/2008, -2/+2"You're a crook!"
      "Nearly, I'm an attourney..."
      (from Trains, Planes & Automobiles)
      • mrtastycakes, on 11/19/2008, -0/+1"Kill all the lawyers."
        (from Shakespeare)
    • iamghost, on 11/19/2008, -0/+3how much does a new penis cost?
    • FranksValli, on 11/19/2008, -1/+262% payment due to shark, 38% payment due to actual victim.
    • Pubert1, on 11/19/2008, -0/+0Losing your penis... Ouch.
    • Zabstract, on 11/19/2008, -0/+4show me your genitals, your genitals...wait ***** THAT.

      GENETALIA!!!
    • playerdotca, on 11/19/2008, -0/+1Truly a kick in the balls
  • tawnos, on 11/19/2008, -26/+16Pics or not real.
    • Overmind12812, on 11/19/2008, -0/+69Wow. You know what, usually that is a great response to something extraordinary and sometimes weird. But I'll pass on those pics buddy..
      • ryanhayn, on 11/19/2008, -1/+7What's wrong, can't handle seeing two legs and a hairy scar?
      • dzhastin, on 11/19/2008, -0/+16hairy scar would make a great name for a militantly lesbian punk rock group (if it doesn't already exist)
    • BeShirtHappy, on 11/19/2008, -15/+8Yea, I'm a woman and don't want to see pics... so can't imagine any man wanting to see pics.
      • d354pig, on 11/19/2008, -2/+64Why would your husband put a computer in the kitchen?
      • Sublex, on 11/19/2008, -2/+26d354pig: you win at life.
      • farfromhere, on 11/19/2008, -0/+4@d354pig: It's times like these I wish I could digg someone multiple times.
      • BeShirtHappy, on 11/19/2008, -7/+2@ d354pig: huh? this comes from a guy who has dugg 0 and made 4 lame ass comments...
      • DemDude, on 11/19/2008, -0/+5I'm sorry BeShirtHappy, I really respect women and all, but d354pig's comment was so ***** up and unexpected, I just had to digg him up. And laugh out loud =D
      • BeShirtHappy, on 11/19/2008, -4/+2@DemDude: np. did you have to digg mine down, though? ;)
      • DemDude, on 11/19/2008, -0/+4Hey, I'm innocent, I didn't!
      • Games4Life, on 11/19/2008, -1/+3Hey BeShirtHappy maybe next time you shouldn't blatantly say your a girl for no reason. The internet kinda doesn't care.
    • minorgods, on 11/19/2008, -1/+9Besides, there is apparently nothing to take a pic of...
    • KibblesnBitts, on 11/19/2008, -0/+6NO!
    • HyphySoul, on 11/19/2008, -2/+4Why the ***** would you wanna see pics of that, the image it brings to mind is already disturbing
    • JasonCox, on 11/19/2008, -1/+7Listen, for once we don't need pics.
    • DemDude, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2Oh ***** no!
  • Thinkerofthings, on 11/19/2008, -14/+7Would have been more if he was Ron Jeremy
  • bigd063, on 11/19/2008, -7/+391My penis-eating bacteria ex-wife took 300k from me so I know how he feels.
    • Richie311, on 11/19/2008, -2/+85Really? My ex-wife wouldnt even touch my penis.
      • nowhereelse, on 11/19/2008, -3/+107Don't take it personally. She wouldn't touch mine either.
      • VegaObscura3, on 11/19/2008, -14/+4Take it personally. She would touch mine.
      • Pubert1, on 11/19/2008, -0/+5At least we now know why she is an EX-wife.
    • traveler1217, on 11/19/2008, -0/+14Harsh, but funny!
    • marmol, on 11/19/2008, -0/+1winner!
    • jfitz369, on 11/19/2008, -0/+3Terrible situation... but damn funny comment! Kudos!
    • jihadjoe75, on 11/19/2008, -2/+5That's what happens when you stick your penis inside a tunnel that excretes feces.

      I guess I now know there are flesh eating penis viruses that live inside my rectum. Cool...
    • 7thpixel, on 11/19/2008, -0/+0Did she take the ice cube trays?
    • aamer, on 11/19/2008, -3/+1If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
      WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
      It's something that you need to have
      Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
      18 years, 18 years
      And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his
  • gullyben, on 11/19/2008, -5/+52i'd take $300,000 for my genitals as long as i could keep my spare set

    ...of course then I couldn't masturbate and pee at the same time...

    forget it, no deal
    • GeorgeStone2, on 11/19/2008, -1/+12You can masturbate and piss with one set.. It's just well messy.
      • DemDude, on 11/19/2008, -0/+25You should get your prostate checked, it should usually keep you from being able to pee with an erection.
      • GeorgeStone2, on 11/19/2008, -0/+8Really? FUUUUUUUU-
    • wiredmax, on 11/19/2008, -0/+8dude i think you have serious prostate problems...
    • Incomp3tnt, on 11/19/2008, -0/+4Yeah I can't do that. Believe me, I've tried.
      • shadowblade989, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2Likewise, it just takes a lot of effort.
        I'll probly be dead in 10 years.
    • BackEnThaWomb, on 11/19/2008, -0/+1Teach me...
  • nowusa, on 11/19/2008, -5/+12
    • nofrickenway, on 11/19/2008, -1/+2Show me your genitals, your genitals. Show me your genitals .......oh..... here's 300k
  • kazakia, on 11/19/2008, -22/+1LOL, YUMMY

    how pathetic to lost ur genitalls cuz he was behind bars. Probebly dint wash for like a month just like some peple
    • purelithium, on 11/19/2008, -1/+12Really? Is that how you speak day to day, as well?
  • Tragger, on 11/19/2008, -11/+1
  • unre4l, on 11/19/2008, -2/+108Don't go spending all that penis money at once
    • hwy9nightkid, on 11/19/2008, -0/+26he can't even buy hookers with it...what would be the point?
    • orangekid13, on 11/19/2008, -0/+5unless that happens to be the cost of a new penis...
  • RC18, on 11/19/2008, -3/+43in a survey i did back in high school, i asked 20 guys whether they would want to live or not had their penises been taken away from them (via dismemberment, flesh-eating bacteria, wild boar attack...) and 100% of them said they would rather die. i dont know if this applies to men of all ages but yeh, 300k will not suffice!
    • HamstaMan, on 11/19/2008, -1/+4Well, nice hypothesis, but might I recommend a series of genital dismemberment to prove it.

      On a related note. As a man. Do you think it is possible to reach climax without a penis.
      • synik, on 11/19/2008, -2/+6No.
      • Daggerfall, on 11/19/2008, -0/+12Yes

        http://www.prostate-massage-and-health.com/prostat ...
      • HamstaMan, on 11/19/2008, -0/+1I remember when I just discovered you-know-what, and one time when I hadn't done it in like a week, I almost managed to pull it off without any physical stimulation at all.

        You could probably manage it when you're older as well, if you can avoid having any nocturnal emissions in a long enough time.
      • metaliq, on 11/19/2008, -1/+2I am going to assume that "you-know-what" means your prostate.
      • toastjam, on 11/20/2008, -0/+1that would mean he orgasmed just by thinking about his prostate, without touching it.

        it makes more sense to me if "you-know-what" refers to masturbation, orgasm, or sex in general.
    • Llanowar, on 11/19/2008, -0/+5I'd rather have my penis taken away then die.
      If I die flesheating bacteria will take it away anyway.
      • Llanowar, on 11/19/2008, -0/+12Grammar nazi for myself...

        *than
        *flesh-eating

        Guess I need sleep.
    • chanop, on 11/19/2008, -0/+3now I have to look under my bed for wild boars
    • Frostek, on 11/19/2008, -0/+1At least losing it in a wild boar attack is manly... not so much from a bacteria...
    • PPCG4, on 11/19/2008, -1/+2That also has "hurrrrrr I'm in high school lol genitals" written all over it.
  • pseudomono, on 11/19/2008, -6/+3Too much "dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock"... Elvis tried to warn ya!
  • Jegzzy, on 11/19/2008, -2/+25$145.000 per nut and $10 dollars for the other bit.
    • ursername180, on 11/19/2008, -1/+8Dugg for "the other bit."
    • babylonian, on 11/19/2008, -0/+18You misread. He still has one testicle. By itself. Alone. Hanging there. Hopefully symmetrically.
      • Pubert1, on 11/19/2008, -0/+8Oh god... now the image wont leave my head... damn you
    • Photonerd28, on 11/19/2008, -0/+4He should have taken his time when calculating the dollar amount of his man hood.
  • devzor, on 11/19/2008, -2/+18IS THAT ALL?
  • Andrewmatt, on 11/19/2008, -3/+15Why was he having unprotected sexual relations with a flesh-eating bacteria?? Fool should know always wear a rubber.
  • oddturtle, on 11/19/2008, -2/+34spend it on prostitutes....oh
  • bobsbones, on 11/19/2008, -17/+19I hope he was in for rape, or some ironic ***** like that.
    • mustang460, on 11/19/2008, -0/+3613 months for a drunken fight
    • salome191, on 11/19/2008, -0/+8if you read the article you'd know he wasn't in for rape
  • DeadSkinMask, on 11/19/2008, -2/+110$300,000?

    Not worth it.
    Not even close....
    • playuhh, on 11/19/2008, -0/+5...for no fair amount of money can replace
      That bundle of joy just below the waist
    • Kamioni, on 11/19/2008, -1/+3Even 10 million is too little.
  • 1nhuman, on 11/19/2008, -2/+44I'm so not going to read that article.
  • DeadSkinMask, on 11/19/2008, -12/+8"inmate whose penis was consumed by a flesh-eating bacteria while he was behind bars"


    I hope he was the prison rapist, and this is just Karma coming back at him...
    I think that is the only way I could NOT feel sorry for the guy.
    • aud24, on 11/19/2008, -2/+9He went to jail for a drunken bar brawl, certainly not a crime severe enough to have your manly appendage eaten away by a flesh eating virus. Now a Rapist/Child Molester that would be perfect solution and would save tax payers money.
      • ncc74656m, on 11/19/2008, -1/+2Actually, I wonder if that qualifies as cruel and unusual, or just the best solution for all involved?
  • xsquirrel378x, on 11/19/2008, -5/+6yeah yeah i'll *****, i'll ***** i'll throw some bacteria on your nuts. just your ***** nuts.
    • eloestea, on 11/19/2008, -0/+5The only way that could have been funnier xsquirrel, is for them to have actually said that on the album.
      Make them ***** deteriorate slow like.....tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
      • xsquirrel378x, on 11/19/2008, -0/+4^ Make them ***** sit there for like half an hour and deteriorate like.....tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. XD
      • lis880, on 11/19/2008, -0/+4haha wu-tang forever
  • GodsDragon, on 11/19/2008, -1/+9113 month's in prison for a drunken bar fight and the loss of his penis... I feel sorry for the guy and after all that he gets ripped of by evil lawyers.
    • smotpoker, on 11/19/2008, -2/+13Welkom to Amerika!
    • dzhastin, on 11/19/2008, -1/+6My pary are with the father who lost his chrilden. I am truely sorry for your lots.
      • sabach, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2You're that "How is babby formed" guy, aren't you?
    • Bamont, on 11/19/2008, -3/+1Please, read the article.

      This was a misdiagnosis, not a result of poor medical care. It could have happened anywhere.

      But it most likely would not have happened if said drunken bar fight had not occurred.
    • elevatedms, on 11/19/2008, -4/+1IANAL, but without a lawyer he would've got....nothing. The legal fees are considered in the total amount of the award.
    • kocurejd, on 11/19/2008, -2/+2Ripped off by evil lawyers? First of all, the lawyer's "share" of the settlement also includes the funds necessary to pay experts and prepare exhibits/evidence for trial, as well as court costs and other fees associated with the lawsuit. So the lawyer's contingency fee was probably something like 1/3 or 2/5, not 1/2. Second, I'm pretty sure he agreed to that contingency fee when he hired the lawyer. If he was that concerned about the money, he could have gone with a different attorney who charges closer to a 1/4 contingency fee.
    • maz2331, on 11/19/2008, -0/+4Actually, he'll end up with even less. The way it works is that he now has to pay income tax on the full amount (legal fees are non-deductable), which will be over $100k. He'll be lucky if he ends up with even $10k.

      There's actually been a lot of cases where people win multi-million dollar judgements, and after the legal fees and taxes end up actually in debt for the entire ordeal.
    • BackEnThaWomb, on 11/19/2008, -0/+1You should see the other guy...
  • dumbrit, on 11/19/2008, -8/+59OM NOM NOM
    • crimson117, on 11/19/2008, -0/+26You should have first registered a digg account named "PenisEatingBacteria"
    • duffahtolla, on 11/19/2008, -0/+14This is the first time I've seen an "Om Nom" and felt fear..
  • JackCrow, on 11/19/2008, -3/+3This article should have been presented in SCREAM-O-VISION.
  • HyphySoul, on 11/19/2008, -3/+6Stop picturing the balls people!
  • GeckoSlayer, on 11/19/2008, -2/+24I like how his name is Manning, and he has no man left.
    • GeckoSlayer, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2... and just an hour after commenting on this, I realise he probably got enough 'man' to last his entire life whilst in prison..
  • MN1962, on 11/19/2008, -2/+2I love how, no matter what he did, we all feel this guys pain. Well, hopefully, never literally.
  • eloestea, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2You just gonna let them take your dessert each day, man.....what happened to your balls? Oh wait...my bad.
  • werkerholic, on 11/19/2008, -5/+0W T F !?!
  • bhuntsbarger, on 11/19/2008, -14/+1that'll teach him to for bein a sodomite
    • bhuntsbarger, on 11/19/2008, -3/+1must have hurt some sodomites feelings...
  • zclone, on 11/19/2008, -6/+1O_o............
  • asdflawejilf, on 11/19/2008, -1/+1well that's not worth it
  • RobotLeAwesome, on 11/19/2008, -0/+7add a one and two zeroes in front of that number and you have yourself a deal.
    • RobotPimp, on 11/19/2008, -2/+2REALLY?? You'd give up your penis for MONEY? I'd not take all the money in the world for mine. I can't help but to think you haven't thought your sentiment all the way through...
    • CMiYC, on 11/19/2008, -0/+1I love Bender.
  • Dan9874123, on 11/19/2008, -0/+102I believe the technical term for that condition is WORST DISEASE EVER
  • smohan123, on 11/19/2008, -1/+2I don't even know where to begin...
  • Subterfug, on 11/19/2008, -0/+5At least he has one testicle left. Possibly the left testicle.
    • nicktheawesome, on 11/19/2008, -1/+7Of course it's the left testicle. It is the only testicle he has left!
  • heathurr07, on 11/19/2008, -1/+2Hey now the others won't have to ask him to tuck it back....
  • thedivinelyevil, on 11/19/2008, -0/+12for the curious: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrotizing_fasciitis
  • captaindigger, on 11/19/2008, -0/+5$300,000 that's not even enough to buy a new one these days. Heck that's not even enough to rent a few good hookers either if your the governor.
  • asgardshill, on 11/19/2008, -1/+7Did they pay by the inch?

    (In my case, there's a buck thirty seven I never had ...)
  • Nurven, on 11/19/2008, -0/+6small change for loosing your manhood
    • wit21, on 11/19/2008, -0/+1Losing your manhood. Loosing your manhood is called indecent exposure.
  • teamgwho, on 11/19/2008, -1/+2wonder if his cellmate sued for lack of consortium?
  • aresef, on 11/19/2008, -0/+19The headline made it sound like they were merely misplaced.
    • xmizzbojanglesx, on 11/19/2008, -0/+7Yeah, I was thinking Boy, I sure hope he finds his genitals soon.
  • scabbers, on 11/19/2008, -0/+9That's what sharing a pair of underwear with 2,000 other guys will do.
  • laurxxx1, on 11/19/2008, -2/+0incredible
  • diggater, on 11/19/2008, -1/+1just read the title it sound like ....0 0
  • corryface, on 11/19/2008, -1/+0there would be a good sense of irony if he was a rapist
  • UnderscoreMan, on 11/19/2008, -1/+0Eat my meat took a new meaning for him that fateful day...
  • TheFrozenOne, on 11/19/2008, -0/+2He said he wanted to put it behind him.
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